Claytonisms

So maybe even more for my benefit of recording these...here are some funny things Clayton has said lately.

1.
 Clayton: "Mom there's a new girl in class and I think she's in love with me."
Mom: "Really Clay...how can you tell?"
Clayton: "Well, she dropped her hu-lee-hoop at recess and when I gave it back to her she looked at me like this."
(demonstrates the side head tilt and batting eyes)
Mom: "wow Clay...that was nice of you...but are you sure that she is in love with you...I'm sure she is just a fun friend."
Clayton: "no mom...she gave me the Barbie look!"

2.
Driving to school this morning with the kids we were noticing the mountains and how cool they looked.
Clayton: "mom, how big are mountains?"
Mom: "all sizes."
Clayton: "are they as big as Arizona?"
Mom: "no...not quite"
Clayton: "as big as the whole world?"
Mom: "no...we can go look at a map later today to show you."
Clayton: "or mom, we could look on the computer."
Morgan: "I'll just ask my teacher today at school...she'll know." (that one felt good)
Clayton: "I know...when dad gets home, I'll ask that girl in his phone...she knows everything! I've talked to her before. Once dad let me play games on his phone and the microphone came on and I thought, whoa this is awesome. So I said, "hey baby!"

I know...I know...we're in for it!