Morgan Memoirs

Clay-ogic
at breakfast this morning...
C: mom...when I do that frog swim (breaststroke) I feel like I don't go anywhere. I kick and kick and I'm always in the same spot.
Mom: do you want more pancakes?
C: sure, but no syrup on this one
Mom: ok...are you sure?
C: yes, it will get me really fat and then I won't be able to swim today...it will make me drown.